For some reason, I thought this was totally cool:
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THIS IS A ONE TIME NOTICE!
Student: Fouche, Sandro
Advanced to Candidacy on: 09/01/2006. If he has any current aid
offers, please check that they are updated to Step III.—————————————————————–
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One of the perks of going to a state school is the unintentional comedy of the impersonal.